{"id":15,"date":"2012-07-07T10:30:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-07T10:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/2012\/07\/mannomann-die-zombies-und-der-tuv\/"},"modified":"2012-11-24T16:25:38","modified_gmt":"2012-11-24T15:25:38","slug":"mannomann-die-zombies-und-der-tuv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/nebenjob\/mannomann-die-zombies-und-der-tuv\/","title":{"rendered":"Mannomann, die Zombies und der T\u00dcV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mannomann, unser guter alter Bulli is kapput. Der Dicke is mit dem Ding nich mehr \u00fcbern T\u00fcv gekommen.<\/p>\n<p>Wat nu, Frau Doktor? Fahrn wa ab heute mit \u00d6h-En-Vau? Kommt bestimmt gut. F\u00fcnf Mann mit Pumpgun, Uzi, Walther PPK und Handgranaten inne U-Bahn. Ne, sacht da die Frau Doktor, ihr nehmt gef\u00e4lligst eure Privat-Karossen.<\/p>\n<p>Hah! Glaubse dat?<\/p>\n<p>Dat wird lustig: der Schlippstr\u00e4ger aufem Mopped, ich mit meinem Drahtesel und der Dicke in seiner Gehhilfe. Und unser Waffenmeister geht zu Fu\u00df.<\/p>\n<p>Ja, so isse, unsere Chefin. Hat keinen Plan wie wir so zur Maloche pilgern.<\/p>\n<p>Gibbet nich! Mannomann.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mannomann, unser guter alter Bulli is kapput. Der Dicke is mit dem Ding nich mehr \u00fcbern T\u00fcv gekommen. Wat nu, Frau Doktor? Fahrn wa ab heute mit \u00d6h-En-Vau? Kommt bestimmt gut. F\u00fcnf Mann mit Pumpgun, Uzi, Walther PPK und Handgranaten inne U-Bahn. Ne, sacht da die Frau Doktor, ihr nehmt gef\u00e4lligst eure Privat-Karossen. Hah! Glaubse [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[1222,16,51,1814,22,21,20,19,23,17],"class_list":["post-15","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nebenjob","tag-copyright-by-ralf-schoofs","tag-frau-doktor","tag-nazi-zombies","tag-nebenjob","tag-ruhrpottisch","tag-spezialeinheit","tag-untote","tag-zombie","tag-zombie-jager","tag-zombies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}