{"id":6370,"date":"2017-06-24T10:00:58","date_gmt":"2017-06-24T08:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/?p=6370"},"modified":"2017-06-24T07:46:36","modified_gmt":"2017-06-24T05:46:36","slug":"mannomann-zombies-gehen-nur-zum-essen-raus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/nebenjob\/mannomann-zombies-gehen-nur-zum-essen-raus\/","title":{"rendered":"Mannomann, Zombies gehen nur zum essen raus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fr\u00fcher hatte ich ma so wat wie <a href=\"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/nebenjob\/zombies-haben-keine-midlife-crisis-mannomann\/\">Freizeit<\/a> (mit Hobbies und Freunde und so), und ich kam \u00fcber die Runden.<br \/>\nHeute, als freiberuflicher Zombie-J\u00e4ger habe ich einen Arbeitstag von 12 Stunden, und dat sieben Tage die Woche. Und wenn ich dann vonne <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ruhrgebietssprache.de\/lexikon\/malochen.html\">Maloche<\/a> nach Hause komme, bin ich zu faul um ma wat zu unternehmen, glaubse dat? Ich schaffe et nich ma die <a href=\"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/nebenjob\/nur-zombies-brauchen-keine-sozialen-kontakte\/\">Kumpels in Bochum<\/a> anzurufen. N\u00e4h, n\u00e4h, n\u00e4h!<br \/>\nAber getz mu\u00df ich den Arsch hoch kriegen! Denn mein K\u00fchlschrank is leer und ich mu\u00df anne Pommesbude mir wat zu essen holen: ich hab Hunger auf ne <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ruhrgebietssprache.de\/lexikon\/mantaschale.html\">Mantaschale<\/a>.<br \/>\nJa, so is dat Leben, die Zombies gehen auch nur zum essen raus! Mannomann.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mantaschale = Pommes frites rot\/wei\u00df<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[1435,2363,117,2365,1011,1675,1396,2266,2367,2364,1395,728,1814,2366,22,21,23,17],"class_list":["post-6370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nebenjob","tag-arbeitstag","tag-arsch","tag-bochum","tag-bude","tag-essen","tag-freiberuflicher","tag-freizeit","tag-freunde","tag-hobbies","tag-kuehlschrank","tag-kumpels","tag-maloche","tag-nebenjob","tag-pommes","tag-ruhrpottisch","tag-spezialeinheit","tag-zombie-jager","tag-zombies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6370"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6370\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}