{"id":6427,"date":"2017-09-23T14:54:49","date_gmt":"2017-09-23T12:54:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/?p=6427"},"modified":"2017-09-23T14:54:49","modified_gmt":"2017-09-23T12:54:49","slug":"nur-nazi-zombies-waehlen-die-afd-mannomann","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/nebenjob\/nur-nazi-zombies-waehlen-die-afd-mannomann\/","title":{"rendered":"Nur Nazi-Zombies w\u00e4hlen die AfD, mannomann!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Bundestachwaal<\/strong><br \/>\nWir vonne Spezialeinheit tun am Sonntag bei die Bundestachwaal auch w\u00e4hlen. Deswegen waren wir freiberuflichen Zombie-J\u00e4ger am \u00fcberlegen, warum man bl\u00f6d sein mu\u00df, um die AfD zu w\u00e4hlen. Au\u00dfer unser Herrn Funke, der fr\u00fcher inne DDR bei die Stasi gewesen is, w\u00e4hlt keiner von uns Zombie-J\u00e4ger die Afd. Wir haben dann mal unseren Herrn Funke erkl\u00e4rt warum wir die AfD nicht w\u00e4hlen:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mu\u00df man blau\u00e4ugig sein, um die Afd zu w\u00e4hlen? Ja!<\/strong><br \/>\nDer Schlipstr\u00e4ger w\u00e4hlt die nicht, weil die den Klimawandel leugnen. Dat wei\u00df er aus deren <a href=\"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/nachrichten\/das-afd-programm-wissenschaftlich-geprueft\/\">Parteiprogramm<\/a>.<br \/>\nDer Dicke w\u00e4hlt die nicht, weil die f\u00fcr Hartz IV sind.<br \/>\nUnser Feldwebel w\u00e4hlt die nicht, weil er Rassisten generell nicht leiden kann.<br \/>\nUnd ich w\u00e4hle die AfD nich, weil ich nicht blau\u00e4ugig bin.<\/p>\n<p>Nur Nazi-Zombies tun die AfD w\u00e4hlen, mannomann!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mu\u00df man blau\u00e4ugig sein, um die Afd zu w\u00e4hlen? Ja!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[2105,2432,2433,2435,1604,775,2434,1142,21,1802,23],"class_list":["post-6427","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nebenjob","tag-afd","tag-bundestachwaal","tag-bundestagswahl","tag-ddr","tag-freiberuflichen","tag-klimawandel","tag-rassisten","tag-schlipstraeger","tag-spezialeinheit","tag-stasi","tag-zombie-jager"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6427","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6427"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6427\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mr-spaceartist.com\/painter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}